Sneeze You Might Riddle

I’m clean when I’m black,

Dirty when white;

Get too close,

And you might sneeze.

What am I?

Talking Parrot Riddle

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said “Parrot repeats everything it hears”. Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn’t say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.